I think its obvious to even the most casual of readers my utter disdain for any and all things feline, except for this:
But, thankfully, we found homes for all four of Little F*cker's bastard children. Two went with Anael's French colleague for his children, one went with another French teacher, and the runt (the stupid one with the flat head) went to one of the Peace Corps volunteers. Mama F*cker was left to her own devices, because nobody wants a needy, constantly meowing poop machine that does absolutely nothing except get pregnant and expect you to deal with it.
Even the dumb one did better.Anyway, here are some pictures in remembrance of the mangy rascals that made sleeping in my apartment a living hell for about a month.
Even I have to admit this is cute.
Yuck. Sure they look cute there, but they pooped on that sofa!
They are so dumb.
Everyone wanted the white one. For the record: I wanted NONE OF THEM.
2 comments:
Um, I was sorta under the impression that you LOVED your cats?! No? Did I get that all wrong?
Oh well, Little F*cker was slutty anyway... she belongs on the street.
She can burn in cat hell for all I care
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